{"product_id":"retirement-humorous-quote-wall-clock","title":"🔥Hot Sale 🔥Retirement Humorous Quote Wall Clock","description":"\u003c!-- ============================================================\n     Retirement Humorous Quote Wall Clock\n     Shopify Product Detail Page — Custom HTML\n     Color: Warm Cream Background \/ Retro Red Accent \/ Floating Cards\n     ============================================================ --\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n  \/* ---------- Root Variables ---------- *\/\n  :root {\n    --bg-primary: #F5EFE6;\n    --bg-secondary: #EDE6DA;\n    --card-bg: #FFFFFF;\n    --card-bg-warm: #FDFBF7;\n    --accent-red: #B91C1C;\n    --accent-red-light: #DC2626;\n    --accent-red-soft: rgba(185, 28, 28, 0.1);\n    --text-primary: #2D2419;\n    --text-secondary: #6B5D4F;\n    --text-muted: #9A8E80;\n    --border-warm: rgba(45, 36, 25, 0.1);\n    --border-red: rgba(185, 28, 28, 0.2);\n    --shadow-float: 0 20px 50px rgba(45, 36, 25, 0.12), 0 8px 20px rgba(185, 28, 28, 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var(--text-muted);\n    margin-top: 20px;\n    font-family: 'Arial', sans-serif;\n  }\n\n  \/* ============================================================\n     RESPONSIVE\n     ============================================================ *\/\n  @media (max-width: 900px) {\n    .rc-features-grid { grid-template-columns: repeat(2, 1fr); }\n    .rc-scenarios-grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }\n    .rc-gift-grid { grid-template-columns: repeat(2, 1fr); }\n    .rc-silent-wrapper { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }\n    .rc-size-wrapper { grid-template-columns: 1fr; max-width: 400px; }\n    .rc-specs-grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }\n    .rc-hero-title { font-size: 36px; }\n    .rc-section-title { font-size: 28px; }\n    .rc-hero-stats { gap: 28px; }\n    .rc-trust-bar { padding: 32px 24px; }\n    .rc-silent-clock { width: 220px; height: 220px; }\n  }\n\n  @media (max-width: 560px) {\n    .rc-features-grid { grid-template-columns: 1fr; }\n    .rc-gift-grid { grid-template-columns: repeat(2, 1fr); }\n    .rc-hero-title { font-size: 30px; }\n    .rc-section-title { font-size: 24px; }\n    .rc-container { padding: 0 16px; }\n    .rc-section { padding: 48px 0; }\n    .rc-hero-quote { font-size: 18px; }\n  }\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-page-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- ============================================================\n       HERO SECTION\n       ============================================================ --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"rc-hero\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-hero-badge\"\u003e🎁 Best Retirement Gift 2026\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-hero-quote\"\u003e\"Who gives a shit?!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1 class=\"rc-hero-title\"\u003eI'M \u003cspan class=\"retired\"\u003eRETIRED!\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-hero-desc\"\u003eA hilariously honest wall clock for anyone who's officially checked out of the rat race. Bold quote, scrambled numbers, silent sweep movement — the perfect way to celebrate a lifetime of hard work with a well-earned laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-hero-desc\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/6200\/8378\/files\/7_14.gif?v=1784012442\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-hero-stats\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-hero-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-hero-stat-num\"\u003e75K+\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-hero-stat-label\"\u003eUnits Sold\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-hero-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-hero-stat-num\"\u003e4.9\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-hero-stat-label\"\u003eCustomer Rating\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-hero-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-hero-stat-num\"\u003e100%\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-hero-stat-label\"\u003eSilent Sweep\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-hero-stat\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-hero-stat-num\"\u003e2\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-hero-stat-label\"\u003eSizes Available\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- ============================================================\n       KEY FEATURES\n       ============================================================ --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"rc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-text-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"rc-section-label\"\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"rc-section-title\"\u003eMore Than Just a Clock\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-section-subtitle\"\u003eFour reasons this funny retirement clock is the gift everyone remembers — and actually uses every day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-section-subtitle\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/6200\/8378\/files\/1_ff2d0a13-fa6a-4a10-bc52-d65dd4828f69.png?v=1784012097\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-features-grid\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature 1 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-feature-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M12 2C6.48 2 2 6.48 2 12s4.48 10 10 10 10-4.48 10-10S17.52 2 12 2z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M12 6v6l4 2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M8 14s1.5 2 4 2 4-2 4-2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cline x1=\"9\" y1=\"9\" x2=\"9.01\" y2=\"9\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\n              \u003cline x1=\"15\" y1=\"9\" x2=\"15.01\" y2=\"9\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"rc-feature-title\"\u003eFunny Quote Design\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-feature-desc\"\u003eBold \"Who gives a shit?! I'M RETIRED!\" quote with playfully scrambled numbers. Guaranteed laughs at any retirement party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature 2 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-feature-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M11 5L6 9H2v6h4l5 4V5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cline x1=\"23\" y1=\"9\" x2=\"17\" y2=\"15\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\n              \u003cline x1=\"17\" y1=\"9\" x2=\"23\" y2=\"15\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"rc-feature-title\"\u003eSilent Non-Ticking\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-feature-desc\"\u003eUltra-quiet sweep movement means zero annoying ticking sounds. Perfect for bedrooms, offices, and anywhere peace matters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature 3 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-feature-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M20 12v10H4V12\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M2 7h20v5H2z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M12 22V7\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M12 7H7.5a2.5 2.5 0 0 1 0-5C11 2 12 7 12 7z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M12 7h4.5a2.5 2.5 0 0 0 0-5C13 2 12 7 12 7z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"rc-feature-title\"\u003ePerfect Gift Idea\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-feature-desc\"\u003eIdeal for coworkers, bosses, parents, grandparents, teachers, nurses, veterans — anyone who's earned their retirement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Feature 4 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-feature-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-feature-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M3 9l9-7 9 7v11a2 2 0 0 1-2 2H5a2 2 0 0 1-2-2z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cpolyline points=\"9 22 9 12 15 12 15 22\"\u003e\u003c\/polyline\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"rc-feature-title\"\u003eLightweight \u0026amp; Easy Hang\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-feature-desc\"\u003eDurable wood build with built-in hanging slot. Mounts in seconds on any wall — no tools, no hassle, no damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- ============================================================\n       SILENT MOVEMENT\n       ============================================================ --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"rc-section rc-silent-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-text-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"rc-section-label\"\u003eSilent Technology\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"rc-section-title\"\u003eNo Ticking. Just Time.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-section-subtitle\"\u003eOur premium smooth-sweep quartz movement glides silently — perfect for reading, sleeping, working, or simply enjoying the quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-silent-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-silent-visual\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-silent-clock\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-silent-wave\"\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-silent-text\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/6200\/8378\/files\/71z6M1vK7hL._AC_SL1001.jpg?v=1784014431\"\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePeaceful Silence,\u003cbr\u003eEvery Second.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTraditional clocks tick — loudly. Our advanced silent sweep mechanism eliminates that annoying sound entirely, creating a calm, cozy environment wherever you hang it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"rc-silent-benefits\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-silent-check\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpolyline points=\"20 6 9 17 4 12\"\u003e\u003c\/polyline\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSmooth Sweep Mechanism\u003c\/strong\u003e — Second hand glides seamlessly for perfect peace\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-silent-check\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpolyline points=\"20 6 9 17 4 12\"\u003e\u003c\/polyline\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePeaceful Sleep\u003c\/strong\u003e — Zero ticking sounds for undisturbed rest\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-silent-check\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpolyline points=\"20 6 9 17 4 12\"\u003e\u003c\/polyline\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGreat for Any Space\u003c\/strong\u003e — Offices, dens, living rooms, bedrooms, and more\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- ============================================================\n       USE CASES\n       ============================================================ --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"rc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-text-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"rc-section-label\"\u003eWhere to Hang It\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"rc-section-title\"\u003ePerfect for Every Space\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-section-subtitle\"\u003eAdd humor and personality to any room. From the living room to the man cave, this clock fits right in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-section-subtitle\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/6200\/8378\/files\/71ldy_Yia1L._AC_SL1001.jpg?v=1784014432\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-scenarios-grid\"\u003e\n\u003c!-- Scenario 1 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-scenario-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-scenario-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M3 9l9-7 9 7v11a2 2 0 0 1-2 2H5a2 2 0 0 1-2-2z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cpolyline points=\"9 22 9 12 15 12 15 22\"\u003e\u003c\/polyline\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"rc-scenario-title\"\u003eLiving Room\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-scenario-desc\"\u003eA fun focal point that sparks smiles and conversation every time guests glance at the time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Scenario 2 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-scenario-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-scenario-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003crect x=\"2\" y=\"3\" width=\"20\" height=\"14\" rx=\"2\" ry=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n              \u003cline x1=\"8\" y1=\"21\" x2=\"16\" y2=\"21\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\n              \u003cline x1=\"12\" y1=\"17\" x2=\"12\" y2=\"21\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"rc-scenario-title\"\u003eHome Office\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-scenario-desc\"\u003eLightens the mood and keeps work in perspective — a daily reminder that retirement is worth working toward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Scenario 3 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-scenario-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-scenario-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M18 8h1a4 4 0 0 1 0 8h-1\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M2 8h16v9a4 4 0 0 1-4 4H6a4 4 0 0 1-4-4V8z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cline x1=\"6\" y1=\"1\" x2=\"6\" y2=\"4\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\n              \u003cline x1=\"10\" y1=\"1\" x2=\"10\" y2=\"4\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\n              \u003cline x1=\"14\" y1=\"1\" x2=\"14\" y2=\"4\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"rc-scenario-title\"\u003eDen or Man Cave\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-scenario-desc\"\u003eAdds character to his favorite escape. Pairs perfectly with a recliner, a cold drink, and zero responsibilities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Scenario 4 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-scenario-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-scenario-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M2 4v16\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M2 8h18a2 2 0 0 1 2 2v10\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M2 17h20\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M6 8v9\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"rc-scenario-title\"\u003eBedroom\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-scenario-desc\"\u003eSilent movement means a calm, cozy environment for better sleep. A cheerful reminder that every day is yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Scenario 5 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-scenario-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-scenario-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003ccircle cx=\"12\" cy=\"12\" r=\"10\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M8 14s1.5 2 4 2 4-2 4-2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cline x1=\"9\" y1=\"9\" x2=\"9.01\" y2=\"9\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\n              \u003cline x1=\"15\" y1=\"9\" x2=\"15.01\" y2=\"9\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"rc-scenario-title\"\u003eGame Room\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-scenario-desc\"\u003ePerfect for play, laughs, and good times. Keeps track of hours spent on hobbies without the pressure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- Scenario 6 --\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-scenario-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-scenario-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M20.84 4.61a5.5 5.5 0 0 0-7.78 0L12 5.67l-1.06-1.06a5.5 5.5 0 0 0-7.78 7.78l1.06 1.06L12 21.23l7.78-7.78 1.06-1.06a5.5 5.5 0 0 0 0-7.78z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"rc-scenario-title\"\u003eRetirement Corner\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-scenario-desc\"\u003eCompletes the ultimate relaxation zone. Pair with a \"I'm not retired, I'm a professional relaxer\" mug for full effect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- ============================================================\n     GIFT RECIPIENTS\n     ============================================================ --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"rc-section rc-gift-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-text-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"rc-section-label\"\u003eA Gift They'll Remember\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"rc-section-title\"\u003ePerfect for Every Retiree\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-section-subtitle\"\u003eWhether it's a coworker, family member, or friend — this clock brings joy and laughter to anyone celebrating retirement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-section-subtitle\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/6200\/8378\/files\/4_95c1437b-37be-4e11-a668-169b96358611.png?v=1784012097\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M17 21v-2a4 4 0 0 0-4-4H5a4 4 0 0 0-4 4v2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003ccircle cx=\"9\" cy=\"7\" r=\"4\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M23 21v-2a4 4 0 0 0-3-3.87\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M16 3.13a4 4 0 0 1 0 7.75\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-label\"\u003eCoworkers \u0026amp; Bosses\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M20.84 4.61a5.5 5.5 0 0 0-7.78 0L12 5.67l-1.06-1.06a5.5 5.5 0 0 0-7.78 7.78l1.06 1.06L12 21.23l7.78-7.78 1.06-1.06a5.5 5.5 0 0 0 0-7.78z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-label\"\u003eMom \u0026amp; Dad\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M3 21v-4a4 4 0 0 1 4-4h10a4 4 0 0 1 4 4v4\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003ccircle cx=\"12\" cy=\"7\" r=\"4\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M12 3a4 4 0 0 1 4 4\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-label\"\u003eGrandparents\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M22 10v6M2 10l10-5 10 5-10 5z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M6 12v5c3 3 9 3 12 0v-5\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-label\"\u003eTeachers \u0026amp; Nurses\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M12 2l3.09 6.26L22 9.27l-5 4.87 1.18 6.88L12 17.77l-6.18 3.25L7 14.14 2 9.27l6.91-1.01L12 2z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-label\"\u003eVeterans\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M17 21v-2a4 4 0 0 0-4-4H5a4 4 0 0 0-4 4v2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003ccircle cx=\"9\" cy=\"7\" r=\"4\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M23 21v-2a4 4 0 0 0-3-3.87\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M16 3.13a4 4 0 0 1 0 7.75\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-label\"\u003eOffice Friends\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003crect x=\"3\" y=\"4\" width=\"18\" height=\"18\" rx=\"2\" ry=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n              \u003cline x1=\"16\" y1=\"2\" x2=\"16\" y2=\"6\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\n              \u003cline x1=\"8\" y1=\"2\" x2=\"8\" y2=\"6\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\n              \u003cline x1=\"3\" y1=\"10\" x2=\"21\" y2=\"10\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-label\"\u003eBirthdays \u0026amp; Holidays\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003ccircle cx=\"12\" cy=\"12\" r=\"10\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M8 14s1.5 2 4 2 4-2 4-2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cline x1=\"9\" y1=\"9\" x2=\"9.01\" y2=\"9\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\n              \u003cline x1=\"15\" y1=\"9\" x2=\"15.01\" y2=\"9\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-gift-label\"\u003eJust Because\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- ============================================================\n     SIZE COMPARISON\n     ============================================================ --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"rc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-text-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"rc-section-label\"\u003eChoose Your Size\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"rc-section-title\"\u003eTwo Sizes. Same Laughs.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-section-subtitle\"\u003ePick the perfect fit for your space. Both sizes feature the same bold design, silent movement, and easy hanging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-section-subtitle\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/4238\/8876\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Aug_21_2026_07_03_20_PM.png?v=1787303037\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-size-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-size-card\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-size-num\"\u003e10\u003cspan class=\"rc-size-unit\"\u003e\"\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-size-cm\"\u003e25 cm Diameter\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-size-divider\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-size-desc\"\u003eCompact size perfect for desks, shelves, small walls, or as a tabletop clock with the included stand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-size-card featured\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"rc-size-tag\"\u003e🔥 Most Popular\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-size-num\"\u003e12\u003cspan class=\"rc-size-unit\"\u003e\"\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-size-cm\"\u003e30 cm Diameter\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-size-divider\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-size-desc\"\u003eStandard wall clock size for maximum visibility. Makes a bold statement in living rooms, offices, and man caves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- ============================================================\n       SPECIFICATIONS\n       ============================================================ --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"rc-section rc-specs-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-text-center\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"rc-section-label\"\u003eTechnical Details\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"rc-section-title\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-section-subtitle\"\u003eQuality craftsmanship meets comedic genius. Here's everything you need to know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-specs-grid\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-spec-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-label\"\u003eSizes Available\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-value accent\"\u003e10\" \/ 12\" Inch\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-spec-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-label\"\u003eMovement Type\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-value\"\u003eSilent Sweep Quartz\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-spec-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-label\"\u003eTicking Sound\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-value accent\"\u003e100% Silent\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-spec-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-label\"\u003eMaterial\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-value\"\u003eLightweight Wood\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-spec-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-label\"\u003eMounting\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-value\"\u003eBuilt-in Hanging Slot\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-spec-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-label\"\u003ePower Source\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-value\"\u003e1× AA Battery\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-spec-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-label\"\u003eDesign Style\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-value\"\u003eHumorous Quote\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-spec-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-label\"\u003eColor Scheme\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-value\"\u003eWhite \/ Black \/ Red\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-spec-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-label\"\u003eMade In\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-value\"\u003eLos Angeles, CA\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-spec-item\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-label\"\u003eBest For\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan class=\"rc-spec-value accent\"\u003eRetirement Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- ============================================================\n       TRUST BAR\n       ============================================================ --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"rc-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-container\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-trust-bar\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-trust-item\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-trust-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003cpolygon points=\"12 2 15.09 8.26 22 9.27 17 14.14 18.18 21.02 12 17.77 5.82 21.02 7 14.14 2 9.27 8.91 8.26 12 2\"\u003e\u003c\/polygon\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-trust-num\"\u003e4.9\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-trust-label\"\u003eRating\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-stars\"\u003e\n\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpolygon points=\"12 2 15.09 8.26 22 9.27 17 14.14 18.18 21.02 12 17.77 5.82 21.02 7 14.14 2 9.27 8.91 8.26 12 2\"\u003e\u003c\/polygon\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpolygon points=\"12 2 15.09 8.26 22 9.27 17 14.14 18.18 21.02 12 17.77 5.82 21.02 7 14.14 2 9.27 8.91 8.26 12 2\"\u003e\u003c\/polygon\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpolygon points=\"12 2 15.09 8.26 22 9.27 17 14.14 18.18 21.02 12 17.77 5.82 21.02 7 14.14 2 9.27 8.91 8.26 12 2\"\u003e\u003c\/polygon\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpolygon points=\"12 2 15.09 8.26 22 9.27 17 14.14 18.18 21.02 12 17.77 5.82 21.02 7 14.14 2 9.27 8.91 8.26 12 2\"\u003e\u003c\/polygon\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e \u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\u003cpolygon points=\"12 2 15.09 8.26 22 9.27 17 14.14 18.18 21.02 12 17.77 5.82 21.02 7 14.14 2 9.27 8.91 8.26 12 2\"\u003e\u003c\/polygon\u003e\u003c\/svg\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-trust-item\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-trust-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M17 21v-2a4 4 0 0 0-4-4H5a4 4 0 0 0-4 4v2\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003ccircle cx=\"9\" cy=\"7\" r=\"4\"\u003e\u003c\/circle\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M23 21v-2a4 4 0 0 0-3-3.87\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M16 3.13a4 4 0 0 1 0 7.75\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-trust-num\"\u003e75K+\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-trust-label\"\u003eHappy Customers\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-trust-item\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-trust-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003cpath d=\"M20.84 4.61a5.5 5.5 0 0 0-7.78 0L12 5.67l-1.06-1.06a5.5 5.5 0 0 0-7.78 7.78l1.06 1.06L12 21.23l7.78-7.78 1.06-1.06a5.5 5.5 0 0 0 0-7.78z\"\u003e\u003c\/path\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-trust-num\"\u003e90-Day\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-trust-label\"\u003eMoney Back\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-trust-item\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-trust-icon\"\u003e\u003csvg viewbox=\"0 0 24 24\"\u003e\n              \u003crect x=\"1\" y=\"4\" width=\"22\" height=\"16\" rx=\"2\" ry=\"2\"\u003e\u003c\/rect\u003e\n              \u003cline x1=\"1\" y1=\"10\" x2=\"23\" y2=\"10\"\u003e\u003c\/line\u003e\n            \u003c\/svg\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-trust-num\"\u003eSecure\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-trust-label\"\u003eCheckout\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c!-- ============================================================\n       CTA SECTION\n       ============================================================ --\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"rc-cta-section\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"rc-container\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"rc-cta-title\"\u003eGive Them a Gift\u003cbr\u003eThey'll Actually \u003cspan class=\"highlight\"\u003eUse\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-cta-desc\"\u003eStop buying boring retirement gifts that get stored in a closet. This clock gets hung on the wall, laughed at every day, and remembered forever. Who gives a shit about time when you're retired?!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"rc-cta-note\"\u003e* 10\" and 12\" sizes available · Silent non-ticking movement · Made in Los Angeles, CA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!-- End Retirement Clock Product Detail Page --\u003e","brand":"B011","offers":[{"title":"10 INCH","offer_id":53400134221964,"sku":"B02485-B","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12 INCH","offer_id":53400134254732,"sku":"B02485-A","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0787\/4238\/8876\/files\/71sYbCkPQaL._AC_SL1001.jpg?v=1787298422","url":"https:\/\/yooyappvip.us\/products\/retirement-humorous-quote-wall-clock","provider":"YooyappVip","version":"1.0","type":"link"}